Chapter 214 Love and Math
Chapter 214 Love and Math
Chapter 214 Love and Math
"Hey, Zilong, are you fighting?" Jiang Yijun patted Zhao Yun, who was a little dazed. The analysis just now roughly infers that Zhao Yun and Lu Bu did not fight each other (the expressions of those onlookers also fully illustrate this point. ), but such a large number of people looked embarrassed, and Jiang Yijun didn't know how to talk about it, so he still asked in the usual way.
"...Well, ah, Xiaojun, Xinglian, you are here too." Zhao Yun reacted, looked helplessly at Lu Bu who was detained by Li Yuanfang and Baili Xuance, and said helplessly, "There is no fight, Didn't even hand it over."
"Then..." Jiang Yijun pointed to Lu Bu.
Zhao Yun didn't answer, but it didn't matter anymore, because Lu Bu, who was the person involved, was already clamoring there: "Hey, Di Renjie, it's not my fault that you provoked so many people. It was Zhao Yun who challenged me outside the club. Why are you arresting me?" ? Go catch Zhao Yun!"
"If it's okay, Zhao Yun will come to you? You must have committed something again." Di Renjie is also a godly deduction, but although he doesn't know the cause and effect of the matter, in general there is nothing wrong.Of course, because of Yinlong's incident, Di Renjie was very sensitive to this kind of "crowd fighting" situation, so when he saw so many people gathered on the street, he hurried over.
"...Since you said so, it seems that the main responsibility is Zhao Yun. Why should you only arrest me? If you want to arrest two people, you should arrest two. This is not fair!" Lu Bu seemed to understand and fell silent. After a while, he retorted.
"I really want to catch him, but I still want to work hard." Di Renjie didn't even look at Lu Bu, but glanced at the crowd, "If Zhao Yun is really caught, my Dali Temple will be fine." It stopped. But, Lu Bu, don't worry, I'll just arrest you and go through the process."
It's really rare that Di Renjie has such a naked bureaucratic style.
And following Di Renjie's gaze, Jiang Yijun covered his face, I'll go, who am I, isn't this Wu Zetian?Standing next to him is Xing Lian, when did this guy pass by?Jiang Yijun searched the side in a serious manner, heh, sure enough, the person next to Wu Zetian is Xing Lian.
"Meiniang, you're here too."
"Well, I heard that brother Zilong came to challenge Lu Bu, no, it should be said that he wanted to teach Lu Bu a lesson, so I came here to watch it. Unfortunately, it was destroyed by some self-righteous guy," Wu Zetian shot out bitterness and hatred in his almond eyes. His eyes glanced at Di Renjie, but after only a short while, he moved away, "Humph, sooner or later he will be resigned!" After finishing speaking, Wu Zetian focused his gaze on Zhao Yun again, "Ah, ah, I'm so envious, I really hope Brother Zilong will also challenge Lu Bu for me!"
After hearing this, Xing Lian poked at Wu Zetian's sore spot: "Mei Niang, you are speechless. Zilong challenges Lu Bu for you, so in a sense, isn't it you who is with Lu Bu? Otherwise, why would Zilong fight for you? You fight with Lu Bu."
Wu Zetian shuddered when she heard it, and said with a smile: "Xing Lian, don't make such a joke, who would be with that single-celled creature... Hey, in this way, Diao Chan and Lu Bu broke up, haha, I will Said that the two of them will not have any good results. Fortunately, I was still helping Lu Bu pursue Diao Chan, but there was a problem after spending a honeymoon... Oh, yes, Star Love, what happened between them Huh?" Finally, Wu Zetian looked at Xing Lian with a very gossipy expression.
As a woman, Wu Zetian is still very sensitive, and she infers some things only from Xing Lian's specious words.But Wu Zetian is definitely not a delicate woman, and her gloating mood goes far beyond the essence of the whole matter—because Wu Zetian is completely unaware of Lu Bu and Diao Chan's relationship problems, who is most affected?
Therefore, Xing Lian, who was standing next to Wu Zetian, was also speechless for a while, staring at Wu Zetian as if she was looking at Lu Bu, until she felt uncomfortable, and then said leisurely: "Meiniang, have you forgotten why you helped Lu Bu pursue It’s because of Xiaochan, and looking at your brother Zilong, it’s obvious that he didn’t challenge Lu Bu for you, so who is he for…”
Wu Zetian listened, his face immediately turned red and white, and he lowered his voice: "Xing Lian, you mean..."
Xing Lian nodded: "So there is nothing to gloat about, you and Lu Bu's positions have always been the same and are closely related, his boat has a hole in it, so don't even think about your boat floating - you are ants on a rope Grasshopper. Of course, according to Xiaojun’s theory, it doesn’t really affect you at all.”
Wu Zetian couldn't help showing a puzzled expression, what does it mean to have no influence, this influence can be great!
Xing Lian continued: "It's very simple, because Zilong has nothing to do with you in the first place, it's always been your unrequited love, so the influence has never been zero!"
If Xinglian was talking about it before, it only popped the bubble of Wu Zetian's dream, but what he said now is a bloody fact.At least Wu Zetian felt as if she had been stabbed with a sharp dagger.
Wu Zetian asked feebly: "Xiaojun's theory, what the hell is that? Why have I never heard of it?"
"Meiniang, of course you haven't heard of it. It was invented by Xiaojun himself. As the internal theory of our Xiaojun dating agency, he divides the relationship between men and women into three types, zero, positive correlation and negative correlation." Xing Lian was a little proud , although I didn't come up with it myself, but it was also thought of by my boyfriend, so I said it like a treasure, "Positively related settings are generally like childhood sweethearts, or baby relatives, and young tame dye. Great intersection and good relationship."
Xing Lian's words aroused Wu Zetian's infinite reverie, Xing Lian stretched out his hand and shook in front of Wu Zetian: "Mei Niang, you and Zilong's childhood sweetheart, it's better not to think about it."
Wu Zetian stuck out his tongue and muttered, "I can't even think about it. So what's the situation with negative correlation and zero?"
"Negative correlation, it's more evil. It's like in many novels. The man and the woman have a sworn hatred. Although the setting is cheating, sometimes there is a chance to achieve a positive result. Even if it doesn't succeed, each other must be impressed. profound."
Wu Zetian looked up at the sky, and seemed to be dreaming there again according to what Xing Lian said, but this time there was no reminder from Xing Lian, so she immediately came to her senses and shook her head like a rattle.
"..." Xing Lian was also speechless. He didn't want to continue talking. However, he thought that the last "zero" was more suitable for Wu Zetian. It wouldn't be fun if he didn't say it, so he continued: "As for zero, it's actually very simple. Regardless of whether it's a man or a man, How handsome, how beautiful the woman is, if there is no intersection, there will be no relationship. Just like you and Zilong..."
Wu Zetian turned around and stood in front of Xing Lian and made a big cross with her hand: "No, Xing Lian, how come brother Zilong and I don't have intersections? Even now, on my side of the street, brother Zilong is on the other side of the street. ...Hey, where is brother Zilong?" Wu Zetian pointed her hand, and Zhao Yun was nowhere to be seen. She only saw Jiang Yijun coming to Xinglian with a smile on his face.
"The intersection I'm talking about is the intersection of emotions, not this kind of material meeting, Mei Niang, you have read too many stories-what I am willing to turn into a stone bridge, let the wind blow for 500 years, and the rain for 500 years, Just for her to walk across the bridge." Xing Lian saw Jiang Yijun squeezed into the crowd looking for her, in order to avoid Wu Zetian's embarrassment, she couldn't help speeding up her speech, "That story is really poignant and loyal, but I don't think Mei Niang, you are the kind of person who is willing to become a stone bridge, and then watch Zilong walk across the stone bridge holding Xiaochan's hand..."
Xing Lian gave a smirk at the end, but what was worse seemed to be what she said. Just now, she was narrating her marriage in an orderly manner, but finally took a 180-degree turn and directly turned into a love triangle.No, maybe worse than a love triangle or something - a line segment (as we all know, a line segment is connected by two points), plus a lone point.
But Wu Zetian could no longer see Xing Lian's smile, and was completely immersed in her small world that was hot and cold at that time. When she realized it, she saw Jiang Yijun standing next to Xing Lian: "I don't care if it's right or not. Negative or zero, tell me, Xinglian, Xiaojun, what do you think I should do?"
Jiang Yijun was confused and looked at Xing Lian and Wu Zetian for no reason.
And Xing Lian smiled: "Mei Niang, don't be busy with other things, you first get Lu Bu out of Di Renjie's hands. The leading actor has been arrested, so if the second leading actor is not the leading role, he must be promoted automatically, so the story can proceed Get down!"
Wu Zetian only listened halfway, then turned and left.Jiang Yijun looked at Xiong Jiu, and looked for Di Renjie's Wu Zetian's back with arrogance, and pointed: "Meiniang, why is she crazy?"
Xing Lian smiled crookedly: "It's not that it's not crazy, it's an inspirational story of a passer-by who strives to become the No. [-] female."
(End of this chapter)
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